person one:”yo dude my parents just left to go shopping and now i’m home malone.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”
by skratar du April 7, 2019

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022

A hippie that grows up to be a basketball enforcer. The typical graduation from sports denouncer to sports fanatic. Only the farts smell just as wretched
spotted it! A goatee. Clearly a stoner and new to the game. Guts Malone. More of them poppin up every day
by Randall Fist November 12, 2019

by Hcpb April 22, 2021

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

When you decide to sue someone from something silly or stupid that's not necessarily another person's fault just because you want to make money.
Ex: Suing a best friend over their dog biting you and receiving 10,000 $.
Ex: Suing a best friend over their dog biting you and receiving 10,000 $.
by pooopismyname123 March 29, 2015
