The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020
Get the MAGA-Phonemug. MAGA Mami.
A MAGA Mami is a very attractive, conservative female. They are hard to find in the beltway but they exist in the shadows. Once found latch on to them with dear life.
They'll treat you well and work hard. Raise your children in traditional fashion. Support the American flag. Reject woke narratives. Clean the house on a regular basis. Dress well. And most likely believe God.
She will support you in your dreams and goals. She's a glass half full kind of woman. She stands out in the crowd. Men will be jealous of you and women that they aren't like her.
She is a rare breed.
MAGA Mami
A MAGA Mami is a very attractive, conservative female. They are hard to find in the beltway but they exist in the shadows. Once found latch on to them with dear life.
They'll treat you well and work hard. Raise your children in traditional fashion. Support the American flag. Reject woke narratives. Clean the house on a regular basis. Dress well. And most likely believe God.
She will support you in your dreams and goals. She's a glass half full kind of woman. She stands out in the crowd. Men will be jealous of you and women that they aren't like her.
She is a rare breed.
MAGA Mami
Did you meet Dan's new lady? She works hard. She's gorgeous. She doesn't want anything for free. She supports his dreams. She's The walking definition of a MAGA Mami!
by RightRushLeftGod2 December 24, 2023
Get the MAGA mamimug. MAGA-ritaville — Another name for Florida — with apologies to the late, great Jimmy Buffet.
Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame
but if he had your vote
Well — it could be your fault.
Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame
but if he had your vote
Well — it could be your fault.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 3, 2023
Get the MAGA-ritavillemug. A word that Dosen't Fucking Exist that Triggered Literally Every Person Into Politics or News to the point They Think Green Day should be Cancelled After They played a set On NYE (New year’s Eve)
Person 1: I’m not gonna be Apart of this “MAGA” bullshit! Make America great again? It’s already been destroyed!
Person 2: Ha! libbie.
Person 2: Ha! libbie.
by ieatantsforbreakfast January 3, 2024
Get the MAGAmug. by Retoxx February 27, 2025
Get the MAGAmug. Cult of brainwashed people who now think that good people are bad, evil people are cool, lies are true, science is fake, magic is real, abusing those weaker than you is strength, love is weak, and hate is power.
Jesus Christ! the MAGAs are saying that we should take horse dewormer to prevent COVID. What will they say next - that immigrants are criminals?
by anonymous January 29, 2025
Get the MAGAmug. My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
Get the MAGA-mongmug.