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Madame Web

The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.
Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!
by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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madame macabre

A attractive lady who has a dark or murderous past (typically the latter)
Damn the new girl looks like a madame macabre
by Dude with wifi121 April 10, 2020
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Madam Hoover

When someone does a chore loudly to passive aggressively express her discontent with having to do it
Originates from black mothers slamming the groceries on the table after she asked you to come help get them out of the car but before you could find shoes she has carried them all in and is putting them away very loudly and aggressively while mumbling to herself about how she’s a slave and does everything around here

Like your moms a hardcore madam Hoover
by Dobbbbbbb November 25, 2020
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Madame Dignam

A nice French teacher who gives a lot of marks. Unique style but is quite generous. The lowest mark she has given our class is 17/20
We get our French results back today I know I will be happy with my mark because I have Madame Dignam
by BigBooty22 September 11, 2022
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Madame Web

When you are filled with an immense feeling of rage and anger that you cannot physically or mentally express.

Names after the movie “Madame Web (2024)” notable for inspiring these feelings because of how boring, yet rage-inducing it is.
What the hell’s wrong with that guy? He looks like he’s about to explode?”

“Madame Web.”

“Oh.”
by Jasksual February 24, 2024
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