When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my facemug. All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.
Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
Get the Fluid in my facemug. by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024
Get the not my facemug. A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.
A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.
by trlzd January 25, 2024
Get the You're gonna burn a hole through my facemug. Asking your partner to cum into a container and place it in the freezer. After which it is chilled to be poured onto the body of the requester.
by BryansBeans July 21, 2022
Get the ice my facemug. When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face
by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
Get the End up with Cucumber on my facemug. by Brubaliicth July 16, 2022
Get the Cover my facemug.