Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

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fairy mummies

little ancient dickheads

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
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by dnddemigod January 14, 2015

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1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.

I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.

by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017

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dead mommeter

When you can tell that someone’s mom is dead because yours is also dead.

Your mom is dead? Me too! I had a feeling, my dead mommeter was going crazy.

by Mommy issues May 11, 2021

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Yummy mummies

The craziest, best friends you could ask for. The yummy mummies will always be there whether it's to talk about something serious or to watch your harry styles post you send the groupchat at 4am. You can have the best Christmas while giving the worst piece of shit gifts <3 having a monster can covered shit tree with a can of beans under it was an unforgettable night. Ilygsm

A CAN OF BEANS UNDER THE YUMMY MUMMIES

TREE!??!?!?!

by Stylinson carrots and watermel January 5, 2022

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