Minnesota Muster

Group sex in the northern tier states during the dead of winter. Possibly the only way to kill time when it's too cold to be outside.

We're all going to Minnesota Muster at Larry and Sharon's house. Last time we went, my driveway froze over and Tulip got pregnant.

by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016

Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.

Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.

by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 25, 2022

Minnesota Kiss

Like an Eskimo Kiss but it is on your Balls with a Cold Nose!

Right when I was getting ready to leave she went down and gave me a Minnesota Kiss, Then she Blew me!

Man she gave me a Minnesota Kiss & I couldn't stop laughing

by Diabolical Witch September 10, 2012

fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.

Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota

by Lolyourpissedfyourefromfertile January 29, 2017

Minnesota Speedball

The combination of caffeine and THC in large quantities, optionally including nicotine.

Used by laborers and gamers alike.

I had a Minnesota Speedball to get me through the day.

by BichaelBuble November 7, 2023

Minnesota Lightswitch

Being fingered by a mentally retarded person

Minnesota Lightswitch Time (With finger extended) Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh

by PeterSpiderman January 30, 2009

Minnesota

A place that used to actually get cold and snowy 15 years ago. A place that lives off of memories of its hardy past but now shares much of its culture with the other square states. Walk into any shields sporting goods store today and it is a small arms stockpile. Not good... glad to have lived there during the golden years. Young men pretending to be the main charicter on thier war video game. Young redneck women with camo hats and fake boobs. Glad you all hate Califonia... Never come here!

Minnesota: I've been to Chicago... sure, I'll just have a beer...

Oh shit another DUI!

by F U ALL September 23, 2013