Minnesota Speedball

The combination of caffeine and THC in large quantities, optionally including nicotine.

Used by laborers and gamers alike.

I had a Minnesota Speedball to get me through the day.

by BichaelBuble November 7, 2023

Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.

Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.

by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 25, 2022

Minnesota Avalanche

When a man takes a a fat steamy dump on the top of a slip’n slide and it rolls down, gaining momentum, until it enters the mouth of the women at the bottom end of the slip’n slide.

Brad: “ Angela... what are you doing here?”
Angela: “ I heard all of the girls at school talking about how you gave them a Minnesota Avalanche and how sexy it was... do you think you would give me a Minnesota Avalanche too??”

by Spaghetti Jake March 1, 2021

Minnesota Crutch

Time saving BBQ technique where meat such as pork shoulder or brisket is cooked in a smoker, followed by time in a crockpot or pressure cooker. Similar to the Texas crutch but with a crock pot rather than a tinfoil wrap.

Today we used the Minnesota crutch on a smoked pork shoulder so we have more time to chop and brew.

by Mead Weaver June 19, 2021

Minnesota Inhaler

The act of shoving one’s face in your partners anis and sucking the fart out; it can also be used with a straw. It also considered rude if you don’t blow the fart in your partners face after

I was giving my partner a Minnesota inhaler and she almost pooped.

by Dildo 6996 December 12, 2022

Minnesota Lightswitch

Being fingered by a mentally retarded person

Minnesota Lightswitch Time (With finger extended) Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh

by PeterSpiderman January 30, 2009

Minnesota

A place that used to actually get cold and snowy 15 years ago. A place that lives off of memories of its hardy past but now shares much of its culture with the other square states. Walk into any shields sporting goods store today and it is a small arms stockpile. Not good... glad to have lived there during the golden years. Young men pretending to be the main charicter on thier war video game. Young redneck women with camo hats and fake boobs. Glad you all hate Califonia... Never come here!

Minnesota: I've been to Chicago... sure, I'll just have a beer...

Oh shit another DUI!

by F U ALL September 23, 2013