Gaan speel met jou pa

To go play with ones father instead of me

Guy 1 : you got some big ass ears
Guy 2 : fuck you! Gaan speel met jou pa

by serr synergyKKE.RJ October 14, 2021

Met

To fail in awesome fashion after seemingly on the cusp of greatness.

The Mets are gonna Met.

Our company was on a track for a record year and then it metted.

by HodgieMan September 13, 2025

metting

To engage in a meeting about another meeting in the future.

Hey man, lets have a metting about the meeting next month.

by pemm_quats April 13, 2022

Met tongues

This sentence is used to represent a french kiss, if two people have met tongues (clashing tongues in a french kiss).

Person 1: Have y’all met tongues with eachother yet?
Person 2: Yeah we have, why?

by ZedToastUD1 September 4, 2025

Met le comme un stylo

C'est quand tu fais tourner la partie supérieur d'un stylo afin de le rendre capable d'y écrire avec.

Aniss chti hada met le comme un stylo.

by Chatoui Zakaria March 12, 2020

Met Air Wrong

The precise Irish National Meteorological Service

According to Met Air Wrong It will be very sunny unless it rains

by Neady June 3, 2022

Met Game

A game played by the New York Mets which ends in the most mindblowing outcome causing us to lose. Most of the time it generally follows the Mets having the lead for the majority of the game, and losing at the end over general tomfoolery and incompetence.

i.e - Committing a NOBLETIGER in a situation that would’ve won us the game, leaving runners on base, blowing a save, and general dumb plays and decisions made overall.

Jane - “Hey, you see the game last night?”
John - “Yeah, it was the most Met Game I’ve ever watched.”

by mrmet_ May 13, 2024