meisje

Een vrouwelijk schepsel, maar dan op jonge leeftijd.

"Hey, bloed je al?"
"Nee.."
"Oh, dan ben je nog een meisje."
"Maar... Ik ben een man.."

meisje by Just Some Nut June 17, 2014

bart met meisje

an impossible thing that "might happen" but won't be legal.

hey, i saw bart met meisje that sure can't be good!

bart met meisje by -y3et- February 6, 2022

Shyster Meister 

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009

Hate-meister 

Hate-meister is a derivitive of the know phrase "hate monger", but is used as a substitute to try and explain the severity of a hate monger to children.

guy 1: i wish i knew who the guy was, behind all those murders

guy 2: yeah, what a Hate-meister

Hate-meister by funky moose January 31, 2012

g meister 

Similar to many other 'meister' names, 'g meister' is most commonly used as a nickname of endearment with the 'g' often being the individual's initial.

Although, 'g meister' specifically, may also pay tribute to 'Game Master', (or even 'Dungeon Master', as Dungeons and Dragons refference) as the direct German translation for 'meister' is 'master'.

"Woah, g meister is winning this game for sure!"

"Hey g meister! Can I get a copy of the homework?"

g meister by Urban Translations February 4, 2023

Fart Meiser 

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

Fart Meiser by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

meijer 

A place for stoned teenagers to hang out at 3 am. Often pronounced possessive (Meijer's).

Example? Um... "Gee, a lot of stoned teenagers walk around in Meijer at 3 am!"

meijer by nrrork October 6, 2005