Margarita

An amazing spanish hottie. She’s beautiful in every way.

girl: look at that mexican girl! she’s really pretty!
boy: she must be a margarita!

by swaggy..child June 10, 2021

Margarita Pizza

The act of bending one over and pouring a margarita into their asshole, then proceeding to drink it.

Guy 1: "I just ordered a Margarita Pizza from Stu's"
Guy 2: "Ew that's gay as hell!"

by Stickit2demoniosis Haver January 13, 2025

kentucky derby margarita salt

Ketamine.

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

by blkbrd January 22, 2025

The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.

1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.

by WunInchWundurr July 8, 2024

West Virginia Margarita

Blanco Tequila, Mountain Dew, and rim of pixie stix dust. Blended with an electric tooth brush.

I will have the finest Appalachian Libation. “The West Virginia Margarita”.

by Vitamin RRR July 23, 2024

Glendale Margarita

A Glendale Margarita is a woman born with steel ingrained into her backbone. She is a force to be reckoned with when she, or her family, are crossed. Her strength and resilience have been built strong from her past experiences. A Glendale Margarita has a pure heart of gold and it shows through her words and actions daily. She won't let simple disasters slow her down!

Them: Who's that little Latina running circles around those nurses?
Me: She is the Glendale Margarita! Pure resilience and badassery!

by wanderwoman_jku August 9, 2024

Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023