Marcus

A fat gay cock sucker who loves to brag about his boring accomplishments

“OmG did u hear about Marcus”
“no what did he say this time?”
“He said he blowed off his dad!”
“wtf”

by Sucmydic12 May 29, 2020

Marcus

Retarded wet boi

Kaia (Your Wet)
Marcus (*cries*)

by Mr secret123 October 17, 2019

Marcus

Marcus is an ugly, annoying person and the absolute worst person to be around

I hate how Marcus is near me

by Marcus is a fat cunt May 12, 2022

Marcus

An extremely sexy guy probably goes to a private school and has a 17inch dick if you had a Marcus you would know. Marcus's tend to like soccer and are really good at it. He often has a black and a white friend and probably has a secret identity with one of them.

Oh that's Marcus ? Damn I wish I was with him.

by I know people February 16, 2017

Marcus

An extremely handsome guy with a large penis, but he only has one ball.

Christina: "OMG that guy has the biggest penis I've ever seen! But he only has one ball..."

Aidan: "Oh, he's such a Marcus."

Lisa: "My boyfriend is SUCH a Marcus"

by teeheeimfunny August 27, 2011

Marcus

A fucking idiot that everyone hates. Is in LOVE with call of duty. Has short hair that makes him look like he has cancer.

Uh, that guy is a fucking Marcus!

by Thekingoffools October 24, 2017

Marcus

UGLY BECAUSE HE A MONEY POO POO AND BUTT HE IS A DUMB PERSONS.

"Is that marcus?"
"RUN"

by Heymanthisisthetruth January 20, 2018