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Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011
mugGet the Throat Lotion Dispensermug.

Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.
I covered my girl in man lotion last night
by hobo ben June 14, 2018
mugGet the Man lotionmug.

the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit
oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it
by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019
mugGet the the lotion banditmug.

lotionable

when ur ashy so u need to add lotion
antonio: ou mary is lotionable asf rn
by lolol638478274 September 19, 2022
mugGet the lotionablemug.

Lip lotion

Cum that a person rubs on their lips, after recieving a facial.
by Maverick Murdered Goose June 4, 2015
mugGet the Lip lotionmug.

lotion

your mom when i- when your- when your mo- when- when your mom- when i and your- when your mom and i- when when WHEN
per 1: I bought this new lotion at bath and body work-
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop
by anonymous September 20, 2021
mugGet the lotionmug.

Lung Lotion

While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.
Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.
by ITG11 July 7, 2016
mugGet the Lung Lotionmug.

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