loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.

The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

loo paper

another word for loo roll

Person on loo: I need more loo paper.

by Censored July 14, 2008

Loo

For when you misspell lol and need an excuse for what it stands for so that you don’t look British
Laughing
On
October

A: Omg loo
B: You brit
A: Actually loo means laughing on october

by vampics October 31, 2023

Lauren (Loo Loo)

Lauren is one of the funnest people to be around, and once she really cares about you, she will be the most kind-hearted person you will ever have as a friend or best friend. Her humor is a bit zaney, but even if so, she's quite the beauty to look upon. She is quite literally the most perfect girl ever.

"Hey, that's Lauren (Loo Loo), right?"
"My girlfriend/perfect wife/best friend? Yeah."
"..Well then, what else is she to you?"
"I also call her my Loo Loo."

by copycat boyfriend December 27, 2021

Loo

Loo- laugh outta ordinance, when you are laughing really hard and obnoxious

Example: you laugh but you sound like a dying horse so you text back LOO

by Gunner/hannah April 27, 2020

LOO

An alternative form of the expression "LOL", popularized by the twitch streamer InfiniteJumpSlash and his audience.

You suck at this level, LOO

by OrionSoul November 7, 2021

Larrabee loo

Full of crap . very relived when its gone . usally gets to reved up

Flush the larrabee loo when your done

by Superfixit October 29, 2020