Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely

“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”

by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019

Lovely loner

A person that everyone loves yet has no friends.

He really doesn’t talk to any but everyone talk to him he’s just a lovely loner

by Isthatswavy January 03, 2022

stoney loner

A motherfucking young rapper from the southeast who can always be found if you follow the smell of za

Aye have you heard Stoney loner’z music?

by Stoney loner November 23, 2021

Loner streak

Someone who hates being alone doesn't have a loner/independent/freedom loving streak, it's either rejection by others that results in their being alone, or their peers aren't going to keep putting up with their bullshit (or both), depending on the person.

The girl wasnt really a rebellious, freedom loving, independent loner like she wanted people to think. People that actually knew her knew that she hated being alone and was needy of other people around her, though they were fine without her, but she wanted to fit in with her group like a chameleon/reptile by pretending to be fine without them around, so she assumed the freedom loving, independent, loner streak image (defense), since it had seemed believable enough when most people asked or investigated her true nature. In life, she actually had people who broke rules locked up or suspended, which was the opposite of rebellious, and was about as pro-authority/hierarchy as anybody could get. With the loner streak image, she could look like a friend to people on all sides to continue playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.

Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”

by Shan73094 November 10, 2017

lonerness

The state of being a loner

After my only friend left me, I pushed to break out of my lonerness

by Johny_ February 25, 2018