Logan

A stupid ass nigga who sucks dick for money and is retarded as fuck usually wears glasses plays video games nonstop and smells like fucking ass due to there lack of showers

Mom: Logan it’s time for your show.
Logan: But I took one last year

by Hgdfgg December 23, 2021

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Someone who will brutally ghost you, even though you thought you were friends. He's also probably skinny white and blond.

Person 1- Why wont he text me back??
person 2- He's such a logan smh

by theoriginalelenaofavalor July 25, 2020

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To be so lazy that you won't come out of your bedroom except to eat and go to the bathroom. That would require having to stop playing video games, which would be a hassle, as you can't be AFK in your online game or you'll risk being banned, and it's too inconvenient to back out to the lobby after a match is over because your friends might play a match without you.

Things you can't do include (but is not limited to) walking your dog, taking out the trash, taking your laundry to the washroom, and cleaning your room to the point where you don't even notice it smells like a gym locker room in there.

Stop Loganizing and get these dishes done.

He doesn't ever come outside to hang out any more. All he does is Loganize.

by Nakita Block September 11, 2020

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A mother F**ker you loves F**king women and especially teenage girls

thats such a logan

by sussy baka 117177171 April 25, 2022

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An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.

-Super great around kids!

Logan: “Am I logan?”

Michael: “yes.”

by IsleptWithYourMotherIn2005 June 28, 2022

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