Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.

Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.

by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018

Luming Li

Used in any scenario where someone is cheap/stingy.

John: “Do you have beef hotdogs?”
Mark: “No, they were too expensive”
John: “What the fuck. Don’t be a Luming Li”

by yanni0161 August 5, 2019

Heard of Lies

Collective Noun.

A changing tale, a cautionary truth, a volume of bullshit.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.

The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.

There are so many different versions of what happened at this point, I can only speculate that it is nothing but a Heard of Lies.

by Megapint May 22, 2022

Li-fi

Li-fi is when you try and log onto a free wifi network but its bull cause its not actually free.

guy 1: yes! a free wifi network!!!
guy 2: nope, its just li-fi
guy 1: thats bulls**t

by xtrakrispypie July 18, 2017

The Edi Li

The Edi Li is when your bird slams a finger in your ass. You then proceed to scream "BING CHILLING" as you cum.
The name comes from a man who enjoys a finger in the ass

Bro 1: Yo bro what did you and ur bird do last night?"

Bro 2: We did the Edi LI!!!!!

Bro 1: we are not friends anymore

by Dan Spice 123 March 8, 2023

Charles Li

Usually a male and Asian name. Charles Li is undoubtedly an extraordinarily smart human being. He's like 6ft (like woah so tall) and is chill to be around with. YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT HE'S SO FUCKING SMART BRO. He might have some anger issues but is actually genuinely super nice (if you don't piss him off). If you ever meet Charles Li, you should take your shot and be friends with him. He's amazing !!

Friend 1: Oh who's that Charles Li in your school?

Friend 2: He's that really cool and smart guy.

by her !! September 7, 2022

Bryan Li

A crazy boy who goes to franklin regional who shouts REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE down the hallways. He also runs into people on the way to other classes. Also a faliure math.

Bryan Li was a let down at mathcounts he brought the team down

by Theboss69420 February 20, 2019