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Phone in left Hand

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.
Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

Friend: Phone in left hand moment.
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Detroit left turn

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle in a left turn lane immediately turns left once the traffic signal turns green, regardless of whether it is a delayed green.
Passenger- "Look at all those oncoming cars that we'll have to wait for."
Driver- "I say we pull a Detroit left turn once the light turns green."
by Franklin Marshall July 19, 2010
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san francisco left

While driving, the act of passing the street you wish to turn left on, followed by 3 rights.
To make a San Francisco left on 19th Ave at Geary, make a right on 20th, a right on Clement, and then a right on 19th.
by George Burnett March 22, 2007
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Far Left

Also known as the extreme left, ultra left or radical left. The Far Left most often includes anarchists and communists. The Far Left refers to the highest degree of leftism in politics, and seeks perfect or near perfect equality. Often anti-property, anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, anti-liberal, and anti-conservative.

The most radical Left-wing parties in multi-party parliaments are often Far Left to some degree. A big part of the Far Left is anti-parliamentaristic, though, and completely refuse to take part in parliamentary politics or even vote. This aspect of Far Leftism is especially prominent among anarchists, who prefer direct action and street-level militancy to boardroom politics.

Classic Punk, Hardcore Punk, Anarcho-Punk, Ska Punk, Folk Punk, Folk, Ska, Reggae, Rap, and Black Metal (known as Red and Black Metal in this case) are among the music genres most often including Far Left lyrical themes.
Those pesky Catalonian anarchists from way back in 1936 sure were Far Left, huh?

Democrats are not Far Left you idiot, they're hardly even Left-of-center.

Your mom is so Far Left that she rejects the bourgeoisie term of endearment "mother", comrade.
by kr0p0tkin February 7, 2013
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Left 4 Dead

Valve's latest installment, a zombie-fest based on the source engine.
Looks like possibly the greatest multiplayer action that we, as mortals, shall encounter.
It features whats called the "AI Director", which spawns the infected/zombies from different points on the map every time the game is played.

Many claim this game is actually sex in its video game form.
Left 4 Dead Dude 1: wtf that fat shit just threw up on me. thats fucking disgusting.
Left 4 Dead Dude 2: should of been watching your back noob.
by NecromancE November 1, 2008
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Left_Liberty

Tim just slept with my sister. He is such a Left_Liberty
by Nikola_Edison June 27, 2017
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left curve gang

real nibbas flexin on bitches with the left curved dick
ME: Hey bitch wanna come over
HER: no
ME: Im in the left curve gang
HER: *drippin*
by Cocapirate June 12, 2018
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