A person who parasitically latches on to a celebrity tweeter, incessantly retweeting and tagging them to draw popularity in a manner similar to that of a leech drawing blood.
Person A: MattandDavid tagged me in a tweet, and now I have 1263 followers!
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
by bk-kaboom April 13, 2011
Get the Tweet Leechmug. by Prion July 12, 2003
Get the rectal leechmug. A poser at skateboarding. He cannot play any sports at all. He once broke a kids bone. He lives in west covina california. He's a druggy. I makes pot brownies. Thats Jordan Leech
by maclovin October 9, 2008
Get the Jordon Leechmug. A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.
After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"
by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015
Get the shaft leechmug. An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.
by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020
Get the Swamp Leechmug. A guest leech is a person who tries to suck guestlists like a leech sucks blood. Guest leeches are dangerous parasites that will not hesitate to manipulate in order to obtain a few show tickets or backstage access.
Mathieu: Jessica has been texting me all night for guestlist tickets...
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!
by demonthotlord March 1, 2021
Get the Guest leechmug. Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.
Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!
by LordJenal April 5, 2022
Get the Tax Leechmug.