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leaf sucker

The diametric opposite of a leaf blower.

Person whose sole purpose is NOT to make their mess the problem of other people.

Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.

Leaf suckers, in contrast, suck mess out of the property, streets and lawns and remove the mess, not just relocate it.

Leaf suckers are the epitome of what is right with society.
That leaf sucker next door is a marvellous chap. A credit to the neighbourhood. No messy leaves on HIS lawn.
by The Duke Of Umbrage December 18, 2017
mugGet the leaf suckermug.

Leaf Bandit

A person who roams their neighborhood grabbing other people's leaves, typically the 30 gallon paper bagged variety, for the purpose of making garden compost for the next growing season. This action is usually performed during night.
Jim is the town's leaf bandit, last year he managed to grab over 200 bags of leaves so he could make compost.
by chikken_nuggs October 21, 2018
mugGet the Leaf Banditmug.

bummer leaf

A bummer leaf is a leaf that in autumn when all the leaves from the trees attatches to another leaf in a bumming fashion. Also known as friendly foliage or kinkyleaves.
We are bummer leaf
by martymoooooooooo November 24, 2010
mugGet the bummer leafmug.

Leaf Animations

A youtuber who makes lego videos, in his spare time beats of to porn.
person 1: where did leaf animations go
person 2: stfu ni-
by Ehdhfd February 2, 2021
mugGet the Leaf Animationsmug.

leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)
My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!
by weave March 16, 2003
mugGet the leaf eatermug.

Leaf-Face

Someone who cakes their face with really bad/low quality makeup.
Jessica is such a Leaf-Face, she looks DISGOSTANG
by sTiNkY-tHoT April 15, 2020
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leaf furret

A term used to describe a type of user on Discord who generally has a Furret as their profile picture. They also tend to be offline most of the time, hence the "leaf," since it sounds like "leave." It's a terrible pun, but it is what it is.
<chat on discord>
Person A: Hey, can you talk right now? I wanna talk about bacon.
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: I know you're there. Stop ghosting me!
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: Stop being such a leaf furret, bro!
by who could i be??? April 8, 2020
mugGet the leaf furretmug.

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