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kinetic lawnmower

The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.
Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.
by Bigger Biggen April 28, 2014
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Lawnmower

A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.
I went out on the weekend and bought a new lawnmower
by Dattoastyboi July 11, 2020
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Wirral lawnmower

The art of filling the anal cavity with cheap lager then sealing with butplug. After the period(longer the wait more potent) the male quickly drinks the lager along with days worth of shit.
Hey Klayton got Wirral lawnmowerd by Thea and it was crazy!
by Oatesy42 July 13, 2025
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lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.
by anonymous October 13, 2023
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Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020
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Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”
Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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