When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011
Get the Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafnessmug. a gigantic crap
and when using it admiting that your crap is leaving the economical damage that only a warhead could leave and or stinking up someones house
and when using it admiting that your crap is leaving the economical damage that only a warhead could leave and or stinking up someones house
by t-radical squared May 14, 2005
Get the duke-u-lar warheadmug. a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the cell-u-lar-tardationmug. 1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"
"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
by swizzbo March 5, 2004
Get the swig(g)ler/swig(g)lar/swig(g)lingmug. Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!
rip cliff burton
rip cliff burton
by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008
Get the F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)mug. Lars is a thin, long-necked male individual.
He loves to watch anime all day long and everyday.
He will never find a girlfriend because he is very busy with his waifus.
He loves to watch anime all day long and everyday.
He will never find a girlfriend because he is very busy with his waifus.
by Ahlecks April 19, 2021
Get the Larsmug. Is very full of himself. He doesn’t care about most things except for stupid dogs, loud cats, and hot girls. Bro thinks every person that looks his way is creaming over him. He will usually be there for you give you stupid advice and laugh when you cry. Bro doesn’t care. Bro thinks he’s better than everyone
“Hey Lars, can you help me become a little more popular and manly?”
Lars: “yeah, just don’t be stupid”
“What?”
Lars: “Just don’t be stupid. That’s it.”
Lars: “Yo, I saw these chicks today at BK when I was applying and they were all looking at me, so I wrote down my name and number and stared at them and said, ‘you ladies want my number too?’😏
Lars: “yeah, just don’t be stupid”
“What?”
Lars: “Just don’t be stupid. That’s it.”
Lars: “Yo, I saw these chicks today at BK when I was applying and they were all looking at me, so I wrote down my name and number and stared at them and said, ‘you ladies want my number too?’😏
by Tinkerdinckle October 15, 2023
Get the Larsmug.