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Landon

A big asshole with a big dick. You don't like him, but he is sometimes accepting of you, then he's back to being an ass. He likes bestiality and rapes his mom on a daily basis.
1: Oh man dude, I caught Landon fucking his dog yesterday...
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.
by Immafuckyourhogassbitch June 14, 2018
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Landon

Mostly a dick and wants to rules the school that he is in. He has a lot of social popularity in his school. He uses that to bully kids in his school
Yo Landon is a dick
by Natedogg205 April 7, 2018
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Landon

Landon is name of the greatest music act ever to perform in the world . . perhaps even the universe , consisting of the 4 most handsome and musically talented males who you could ever be lucky enough to meet .
Hey , how come everyone's obsessed with this new amazing band Landon ?
by God (Jesus Christ) October 5, 2007
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Landon

Landon has a small penis and dose not get girls he scars them away.
by Tsgufcjigchjjb January 17, 2018
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Landon

Landon is the most funniest guy you will ever meet he is caring,sweet,charming. He will always be there for you and never let you go. He is the most hottest guy I ever met. That’s why I am so in love with him.
Landon is my best friend
by Oof_meme March 6, 2019
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Landon

A nice kind gentleman that can make anyone smile. He doesn't care what girls think of him!
Landon is my best friend and is so kind
by Im cheryl blossom January 25, 2019
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Landon

A garlic loving frog that likes feet
There goes that garlic loving frog Landon.
by Garlic Frog December 6, 2019
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