Jennifer Lopez

half-puerto-rican 32 year old who blabs on and on about being from humble beginnings but really went to private school and when she was 16 she was getting dance lessons from the same people who train broadway stars....

Nice arse tho.

by Snowy (formally Kilo Lobo) August 26, 2003

Filthy Lopez

A "Filthy Lopez" is a Portuguese equivalent of the more common Dirty Sanchez.
A considerable degree smuttier than its Mexican cousin a "Filthy Lopez" additionally involves the use of Peri Peri sauce in the Dirty Sanchez act.

Margaret was horrified when she was given a "Filthy Lopez".

by The Ho Dawg February 26, 2009

dirty lopez

fuck jennifer lopez in the ass and wype it on her couch

in the ass on the couch dirty lopez

by buttom bithc May 19, 2010

Clean Lopez

The opposite of a Dirty Sanchez.

Yo she just got clean lopez'ed

by bigindian January 8, 2009

alissa lopez

a short pan person. very kind, loyal, and upbeat. alissa lopez is someone who will offer to pay for you or get you snacks. despite the lastname extremly russian and british. typically spells colour with a u. very good at art and design. someone who has done ur mom

"why do their presentations always look so good?"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"

"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"

"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"

by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022

Jennifer Lopez

wait who ?

who tf is that « Jennifer Lopez » everyone’s talkin about

by sayyoullneverletmego February 21, 2022

Sam Lopez

A bitchass nigga that’s on some gay ass shit and randomly ejaculates into other niggas coffee for no reason other than the fact that he’s a bitchass nigga

I caught Sam Lopez cumming into another niggas coffee this morning

by A nigga named Sam Lopez October 12, 2021