Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.
(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"
by Buklau14 May 15, 2014
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loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Lovely loner

A person that everyone loves yet has no friends.
He really doesn’t talk to any but everyone talk to him he’s just a lovely loner
by Isthatswavy January 03, 2022
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Loner friends

Friends that can’t find any bf/gf so they just fuck each other
-Wanna be loner friends that fuck

- since we can’t find anyone else to sure
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funny loner

Ability to entertain and makes others laugh making fun of you being by your self but like everyone’s loveable popular dream girl
He makes me laugh when he makes fun of himself he’s a funny loner
by Whatever_so_over_it222 May 07, 2022
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Loner Zamboner

A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?
by Izzy the Glizzy September 27, 2021
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Loner streak

Someone who hates being alone doesn't have a loner/independent/freedom loving streak, it's either rejection by others that results in their being alone, or their peers aren't going to keep putting up with their bullshit (or both), depending on the person.
The girl wasnt really a rebellious, freedom loving, independent loner like she wanted people to think. People that actually knew her knew that she hated being alone and was needy of other people around her, though they were fine without her, but she wanted to fit in with her group like a chameleon/reptile by pretending to be fine without them around, so she assumed the freedom loving, independent, loner streak image (defense), since it had seemed believable enough when most people asked or investigated her true nature. In life, she actually had people who broke rules locked up or suspended, which was the opposite of rebellious, and was about as pro-authority/hierarchy as anybody could get. With the loner streak image, she could look like a friend to people on all sides to continue playing all sides.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
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