lindsey walton

short.

Bruh, lindsey walton can't even reach the top shelf.

by thztsucks August 8, 2020

Lindsey/Lindsay

A relatively tall girl with caramel skin. She has a bubble butt that you can not pop. Generally seen with long hair so she can wrap it around you and never let you go. Her hair is natural with luscious curls. That’s her tool to manipulate men. She always has her eyebrows done. She’s an entrepreneur in beauty. Every man wants to have kids with her. Any guy who doesn’t have her is jealous of the guy who does. This is a woman of extreme privateness. So if she lets you in her inner circle, then FIGHT to stay there.

Man 1: Do you know who that is? I wanna have a kid with her!
Man 2: That’s Lindsey/Lindsay, dude! Every guy wants to have a kid with her. Get in line!!

by Yovanni Cortez April 30, 2022

Lindsey The Goat

The hot girl that doesn’t think she is. And will never get dick

Lindsey the goat is so pretty

by Qwertyjddkd January 29, 2022

Lindsey Coates

THIS BITCH IS A FUCKING BADASS

Lindsey Coates is a badass

by Sophiehound February 18, 2021

Lindsey Lohan

a ho with biggass titties is hot

its a rap on frestyle from some nigguh

by Dominic Moff June 27, 2005

Lindsey Stirling

A "violinist" known for producing music pandering to the masses despite her abrasive and amateur tone. She has garnered fame for feigning technical proficiency by dancing while playing arpeggiated etudes students would learn in the rudimentary stages of their string studies. Many classical musicians will secretly mock you behind their back if you ask them if they know Lindsey Stirling, so if you see a string player, do refrain from asking their awareness of the Kenny G of violinists. Tl:Dr: Plebeian

Simpleton: Hey do you know Lindsey Stirling? She is like, the best violinist in the world.
An intellectual: Be gone, peasant leave me be in my chambers to explore the true meaning of progressive jazz.

by An Intellectual Patrician October 7, 2018

dirty lindsey

A girl who pulls out her viagina and rubs it on every public bench she can find to get horny.

Paul: Where's Kathleen?
Pedro: I got rid of the crazy bitch, she started to Dirty Lindsey in the park.

by Wasstfjwbqq August 15, 2017