Liearexia

When someone lies about what they eat (or have eaten)

-What did you do for lunch?

-Salad and and an egg wrap.

-I saw you eating Buffalo Wild Wings and a cheese burger. DO you have liearexia?

by frigdepicker July 12, 2011

likepaul

This saying is used by the whole of New Zealand to hassle a guy named Paul Sanson who has really big ears

HA that guy has really big ears LIKEPAUL

by the Daz man August 15, 2003

LIPA meat freezer

When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.

"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."

by jelby March 19, 2010

Lieraure

Word meaning to have sexual intercourse with a stranger whom you have never met before the intercourse, or to have sexual intercourse with a friend of a friend, or a girlfriend of a friend. Also used to say you cheated on someone with a stranger, friend, or girlfriend of a friend. This applies to males and females.

Last night, after the game, I went over to the house of a girl I just met, and it was the best lieraure I have ever had. I sure hope my wife doesn't find out.

by Ludwig Von Beethovan August 31, 2010

limpas

limpas = excuse

cross over

adik limpas di jambatan.

by christmastime2010 December 7, 2010

Lifepain

(lahyfpeyn) - noun: A term to quantify the amount of anguish and torment present in your life. Usually expressed on a scale of 1-10, although other scales can be used. Sometimes also referred as a being's lifepain index.

- "How you doing today man?" "My lifepain is high, FML!"

- "Ugh, on a scale of 1-10 my lifepain is an 11 today."

by Hatta March 17, 2011

Limpathy

When a woman tells a guy it's just one of those things when he can't get it up, and actually believes it.

Clive: Shit Mavis, it won't stay hard.
Mavis: It's Ok Clive, I've always had limpathy for guys that can't get it up after seeing my clam. It's a scary one afterall.

by Mavis Clam April 29, 2011