Mr. Kebab

The best Kebab chef of all time!
He has carefully mastered the art of Kebab making.
If you meet him, you shall say "ONE KEBAB PLEASE!" and you shall not be disappointed.

-OMG IT'S MR. KEBAB, GO ASK HIM FOR A KEBAB!
-OK!
...
-ONE KEBAB PLEASE!
- COMING RIGHT UP 😏

by ValOfWyvern July 17, 2023

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kebab flaps

The fanny flaps of a women that originated from the region of turkey

see that lady, bet she has kebab flaps

by Your dads mankini(finlay) February 5, 2021

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Rennas Kebab

If your Kebab was so good that you have to cry you call it a Rennas Kebab

And when i orderd a Kebab and the woman said "4 Euro bitte" , i immediately knew it was a Rennas Kebab

by Jesus Jesuskind February 8, 2021

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kebab shower

when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab

We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!

by colldog November 22, 2021

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a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done.

"the kebab man had serious B.O"

"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning"

"no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!"

by kebab man May 1, 2008

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