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wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
by Chloebelle February 9, 2018
mugGet the wanker kebabmug.

kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!
"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"
by Gandis March 9, 2010
mugGet the kebab Colonicmug.

Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.
You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab
by UniQuetekkerzs July 26, 2019
mugGet the Turkish kebabmug.

kebab flaps

The fanny flaps of a women that originated from the region of turkey
see that lady, bet she has kebab flaps
by Your dads mankini(finlay) February 5, 2021
mugGet the kebab flapsmug.

kebab man

a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done.
"the kebab man had serious B.O"

"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning"

"no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!"
by kebab man May 1, 2008
mugGet the kebab manmug.

kebab spider

The hairs above a ladies bikinr line that need a trim
You see Mary by the pool? Kebab spiders crawling right up to her navel
by Bobby angel January 11, 2019
mugGet the kebab spidermug.

kebab munching

by Mohammed Sally September 18, 2006
mugGet the kebab munchingmug.

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