One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type
by Mariopolous May 12, 2006
Hiding behind a false name to send ugly, scurrilous, or threading messages on blogs, Twitter, and/or e@mails — lacking the courage to make such statements in person or, at least, use ones real name allowing another a place to respond.
The cowards who created false Facebook pages to send messages threatening President Obama are exhibiting keyboard courage.
by lwc30326 October 05, 2009
A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.
Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"
by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018
"OMG..Look at this dude...He wanna Keyboard Karate Now"
"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"
' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."
"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"
' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."
by Jimmy Jellyhands October 08, 2008
The ultimate code slinger. Wild, impulsive, living on the edge and taking risks without worrying about the consequences. May or may not singlehandedly take down a corrupt government to aid the public.
Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.
Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.
"You wanted to know who I am zero cool? Well, let me explain the new world order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai, Keyboard Cowboys and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Moo."
by Kevin Mitnick 1 June 13, 2020
A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"
You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!
i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it
Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted
i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it
Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted
by madd-monkey February 16, 2011
A sudden surge in typing speed, usually due to a time pressure or a spontaneous good idea. The typer finds himself typing almost twice as quickly as he usually does. Most words typed end up misspelled.
John wanted to end his sentence on Facebook Chat before Katie could interfere, so he had a temporary keyboard adrenaline rush.
As Peter was just about to cum, he had a keyboard adrenaline rush that found him some more desirable porn to blow his load on.
Hypnotoad was having a keyb-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
As Peter was just about to cum, he had a keyboard adrenaline rush that found him some more desirable porn to blow his load on.
Hypnotoad was having a keyb-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
by Nickobanditowsoid November 29, 2009