french butter keeper

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.

Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.

by Jacques DuBeur December 9, 2013

future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).

The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.

by prik kee noo November 30, 2022

Copper-Keeper

One who Keeps/collects copper; Coins, wire, minted products, for potential future value.

I stack precious metals and I am also a Copper-Keeper

by Copper Rog October 23, 2024

Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.

Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.

by PolleN112 June 2, 2022

Check Keeper

Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.

“What an absolute Check Keeper”

by Cluver May 19, 2021

Indian Keeper

A person that does not return a loaned item even they are asked to return the item.

Jennifer was being an Indian Keeper with Rita’s Tupperware and pie plates.

by Steinerwoodwork September 17, 2025

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019