dont be a Keegan

Someone who is considered to have a mental deficiency

dont put your hand on the hot stove, dont be a keegan

by 12DFJFJFJF October 5, 2022

Michael Keegan

Michael keegan is a white 5,5 shooter that’s looks like a goblin. He is a shooter in many ways like at school for basketball and to shoot up kids that don’t suck his dick. He is very homo who likes dick and is ubbsessed with a chocolate girls mainly a girl named jazarah. he hangs out with a chunky good looking light skin named marcus, a gorilla who hunts lions and is ubbsessed with a girl named siarah named biankhy, a mexican who loves tacos named juan, and a ashy dark skin who is also ubbsessed with a girl named siarah that’s named quentin

Michael Keegan was about to have a five some with Juan,Biankhy,Quentin,and Marcus, until his mom came in and she joined.

by TheGayOneee February 8, 2020

A Keegan

A queer person who is very controlling, demanding that doesn’t know much about life

You’re being suck a Keegan

by Burgermaster1235935 September 27, 2025

keegan

a heartless dick of a person who will drop you when they find someone better:))

hes such a keegan!

by iloveboobs6969 April 12, 2022

keegan

a dumbass that always plays bonk.io during science class. if you see a keegan IMMEDIATELY tell a teacher and report to 12

do you see that keegan over there. hes such a dumbass

by cw12345678 December 19, 2019

Keegan Damage

When you have less than 500 damage at the end of a warzone rebirth game

Player 1 - 12 kills (3120 damage)
Player 2 - 6 kills (1590 damage)

Player 3 - 1 kill (320 damage)
Player 3 has (Keegan Damage)

by Lucky charm phenomenon August 6, 2021

Keegan

An annoying shorty that has anger issues. They will usually be gingers with freckles. A very large penis, and can be very hot and inspiring at times.
Doesn't take no for an answer. Is a HUGE simp. Will do anything for the girl he loves. Sweet and caring, but also a bitch. Loves to game but is an idiot that you would simp for. His laugh always makes you smile, and you'd love him to be in your life.

1) Oh my god, girl, look! Is that Keegan?!
2) I'd love to date a Keegan.

by awdfaijfijana May 22, 2021