Jagging the dog

Wasting time, goofing off or loafing.

I can't get my kids ready to go to school in the morning. They are always off jagging the dog.

by rico the donkey September 23, 2005

Jogging Sex

When a person of the opposite gender goes jogging with you, it's a lot like having sex. Hot, physical, lasts about an hour and if you do it right you both get a massive endorphin rush at the end.

We sat down on the bench when we were done, getting our breath back and chatting. We were happy and exhausted - we both agreed it had been good jogging sex.

by Manwithabetterplan July 30, 2010

juggling

to be selling drugs.

"I need some extra money so Im going to start juggling."

by breadbag June 18, 2006

cock juggling thunder cunt

a whore who is often referred to as the "dumpster," they will fuck anyone, regardless of disease or age. they are the cheapest and dirties

"hey john, all thats left is that cock juggling thunder cunt. lets try somewhere else"

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

jigging

A word used to describe the willful act of truanting, derived from 1960's homosexual folk songs.

'Hey, that Henry guy jigged his ballet lesson today! What a fag!'

by Superman March 25, 2003

cop jogging

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.

last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Monkey Juggling

the act of trying to carry an item (a hot plate for example) which is too hot, and to repeatedly toss it between each hand whilst going "ooh ooh ooh!"

oh yeah, nigella was monkey juggling her way around the kitchen with those muffins mate

by the bearspace group February 17, 2010