jordan

a white egirl, curly hair, has a dog named suzi, likes to bite her lip and say "sheeeshhhhh", smol hand long fingers, sits on discord 24/7, valorant addict, shawty, got, the, yes. hi

"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan

by maximussy April 28, 2021

Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.

Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠

by Natalie20 March 7, 2019

Jordan

She's a bitch

She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.

by vjojr25 February 2, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.

Jordan struggles to have sex.

by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022

Jordan

An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.

That guy has no friends. he must be a Jordan.

by Old_Man_Joseph January 13, 2020

Jordan

A fucking Alpha male! Do not fuck with this person! He is just a fucking tank! His cock is huge!

"Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "

by AgentOnion March 2, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)

Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS

o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I

by Jordan Yeet April 9, 2019