Jordan

Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)

Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS

o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I

by Jordan Yeet April 9, 2019

Jordan

A fucking Alpha male! Do not fuck with this person! He is just a fucking tank! His cock is huge!

"Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "

by AgentOnion March 2, 2019

Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.

Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠

by Natalie20 March 7, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a sexy, sexy, sexy boy that gets all of the girls and is a BEAST at video games and every sport in the entire universe of sports. Do NOT challenge him to a 100 meter race because he will kick your ass! Jordan's usually have brown hair and brown eyes with some freckles. He will be be there when you need him and is very lovable and is SUPER trustworthy and loyal. Like said before, he is also super attractive and if he is your boyfriend you are SUPER lucky. Overall, he is VERY sexy and a nice guy.

Person 1: I'm dating a Jordan.
Person 2: NO WAY!
Person 1: Yup. I ACTUALLY am!
Person 2: He is soooo hot!

by LifeSucksTrash28 May 8, 2019

Jordan

sexy af and so loyal she’s just so cute and will treat u right. she’s very nice , caring , and nice . she loves spelling coconut with her hips on that dick ya hurdddd .

girls name jordan

by cookie hahah August 20, 2019

Jordan

An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.

That guy has no friends. he must be a Jordan.

by Old_Man_Joseph January 13, 2020

Jordan

She's a bitch

She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.

by vjojr25 February 2, 2020