Jefferson

An asshole who loves noone. Will lead you on and say he loves you only to dump your ass.

There was this guy who added me on snap then ghosted me
sounds like a Jefferson

by koolkid88 January 29, 2020

Jeffer

A Missouri term that means a girl/guy that associates with multiple amount of the opposite gender. Could be leading multiple amount of the opposite gender on.

Dang bro, Tom told me about Kaitlyn you can't cuff her she's a jeffer.

He's such a jeffer.

by tyiler November 19, 2016

Jefferson

Dropping a "Jefferson" is when you go number 2, poop, crap, deuce, drop the kids off at the pool, etc.

Thomas Jefferson is on the $2 bill. When you "take or drop a Jefferson, you are going number 2". It is a nicer, more educated sounding way of taking a crap.

"You all hike on ahead....I'm going behind this large live oak tree to drop a Jefferson."

Setting: School library
Teacher: "Where's Johnny?"
Student: "Mrs. B., you know that he can't spend more than 10 minutes in here without having to take a Jefferson."

by TallyTown November 12, 2010

thomas jefferson

the least diverse high school known to man.
the place is full of white preppy kids and asians who think theyre black.
the teachers are hard as balls. it doesnt fucking make sense.

everyone at tj thinks im fucked up because i listen to music about killing people

by niggasense February 26, 2005

Thomas Jefferson

A school in Fairfax County with an embarrassingly high SAT average. Where sophomores are bombarded with 4 AP classes and being a nerd is valued highly.
Most of the girls are ugly as shit, and there is a HANDFUL of kids with a social life, but DAMN, they know how to party. Yeah, '08 has SOME lookers, but no one can touch those 2010 girls. I'm just embarrassed that all they get are the calculator-hugging, non-athletic TJ guys. I wish I went to TJ.

1: Wait...what school do they go to?!
2: Thomas Jefferson, what's up with that?
1: Yeah, I'd WRECK that Lyndsey Wheeler and Victoria Kedzie, that Alison Kosmacky ain't bad either.

by highonLAX April 23, 2008

Jefferson City

Looking for the scummiest of scums? You've came to the right place. Jefferson City just isn't know for being the capital of Missouri, but full of scumbags.

Jefferson City sucks!

by Ptwitchy December 1, 2016

wet jefferson

sticking your fore finger or other fingers into our mouth and getting them wet and then sliding them through another individuals toes

Nate gave Ross a Wet Jefferson while in the parking lot a Muchies

by Seth Bauserman October 1, 2006