Durka Durka Laba Jihad

A saying of the native toung from Durka-Durkastan... also in the Native Toung of Mr. Powers

Durka Durka Laba Jihad!!! Theres Emily Reed!!! EWWWWIEEEEE

by Patrick Hennessy February 8, 2005

He will go jihad on your ass

well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..

but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass

by j0-Rocks December 23, 2004

allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah

muslim chanting before detonation

The dumb suicide bomber, Muhammad Rabinawitz accidentally pulled the cord to the bomb,quickly yelling allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah, killing everyone at his base.

by blacknigerian April 16, 2009

Jihad Juice

A wonderful medley of fermented Guantanamo Bay sewage, inhaled for it's dissociative effects. Often an inmate's desperate attempt to be on drugs.

I swear that this Jihad Juice is better than last weeks batch. I can not wait to get high

by robroblin April 11, 2011

Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.

Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"

by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016

Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

by Ergeron June 27, 2019

Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever

Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jiji :whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you

by Sanosna April 16, 2020