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Jesse

Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.
Man that kid is such a major Jesse.
by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018
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Jesse

The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.
Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.
by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020
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Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.
Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.
by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018
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Jesse

A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.
Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.
by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017
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Jesse

A cute guy, not super hot but cute. He has a bad reputation for being kinda weird. However his intentions are pure. He has a rough past but is trying his best to do the best for himself and others. He truly cares about his friends and family. He is always honest and is up for an adventure.
uhh Jesse is kinda weird

Nah you just don't understand him
by booyoudumbwhore June 11, 2019
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Jesse

(can be used as a girl or boy name, in this case, a girl)
Jesse can also be shortened to Jes.
Jes is a sweet fun loving person who try's her best to be herself but often ends up acting in a way to please others...she often exerts power over others because she's insecure. She's shy at first but once you get to know her she's happy to be her goofy self around you, she probably has a younger sibling who she loves deeply even though she doesn't tell him/her nearly enough. Jesse is always laughing but under that goofy/smiley exterior is a guarded person who is scared and broken. Shes well driven and has a good work ethic, when she sets her mind to something... it's done, written in stone. Jesse is often fun to be around and an all-around good friend, someone who you are lucky to have in your life.
Im lucky to have Jesse as my friend.
by rainbowchild143 October 15, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is a very independent person but at times he can be talking to other girls. He has most likely have a big dick he's probably African American but is still athletic and handsome.
Jesse is cute
by xxxdagoat December 16, 2019
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