jess has big nose and looks like Donald trump and always puts herself before other very un loyal never tell her any of your secrets because she will tell everyone and makes people lives hell do not be friends with a jess
jess is ugly
by brutaly honest.com April 2, 2022
has a big brain, talks way too much, gets in trouble alot. If jesse is ur boyfriend then ur the luckiest person in the world
HE LOVES ANIME
HE LOVES ANIME
by SniffMyCocainePls October 8, 2019
OMG, this is exactly why i don't listen to others bullshit until i know the facts. Just doing the jess until i know what's up.
by Cee o June 17, 2020
Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."
"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
by Braquan Decout November 25, 2013
Jesse is the most nicest guy someone could ever meet. He's good looking and amazing at everything. He always knows how to put a smile on a girl's face. He's very adorable and knows what to say to a girl to make them happy. He's everything a girl would ever need. I'm glad I have a Jesse of my own.
Jesse, I love you.
by Supersingh19 June 18, 2014
Generally tall goofy blue eyed man. He scares easily and likes big booty bitches. He likes to unsuccessfully break dance. His only talent is poorly singing in the shower. His gas overtakes your lungs and lingers for hours.
by Fancylegs864 July 16, 2018