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Jellyfish Sting

When you have a dip of salt in your mouth to alleviate a kanker-sore and you spit it into someone’s mouth while kissing them.
My mouth was hurting so bad but Amanda wanted to make out so I gave her a jellyfish sting.
by Waxmann September 29, 2023
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Jellyfish jelly

1. The tastiest thing in the sea;

2. Potential gay slang refering to k y jelly;
by Acejr27 April 2, 2019
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Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.
"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"
by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018
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Jellyfish Jam

A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.
Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.
by Failurebitch June 23, 2023
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Sticky Jellyfish

A scrapyard manager for a large company.
Of course Toby can handle that much scrap. He's a sticky jellyfish!
by JellyBelle July 25, 2016
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Jealous Jellyfish

A sexual act of pleasure when one female disposes their urine ontop of a males chest. The female then continues to mix the urine with superglue, causing the mixture to stick onto the males chest. The woman then continues to give oral pleasures to the man, while he rips the mixture of urine and superglue off of his hairy chest.
Wow, Hugo is so brave! He received the Jealous Jellyfish from Zoe last night! Intense!
by CockMinister May 6, 2011
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spineless jellyfish

A person who has no since of morality; (in extreme cases) a person without a conscience; one who does not care about the repercussions of his/her actions
Dude 1: Dude this hot chick asked me to take her out on a date and I totally stood her up bro lmao what a dumb bitch.
Dude 2: Wow man, way to be a spineless jellyfish.
by DontieDankboy February 22, 2017
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