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Jellyfish sex

When a man or lesbian top uses a woman’s discharge as lube during sex.
Bro 1: hey dude how’d it go with that hottie last night?
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.
by Edenjayy September 25, 2021
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Suburban jellyfish

A jellyfish who loves the suburbs and hates everything else
by iddunno January 29, 2021
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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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jellyfish breasts

Nice, potentially ~scoop~able breasts that are jiggly like a jellyfish. They have an ethereal float to them. They are the definition of the perfect jiggly titty.

*Tentacles not required*
Damn she has nice jellyfish breasts.
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
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Jellyfish Sting

When you have a dip of salt in your mouth to alleviate a kanker-sore and you spit it into someone’s mouth while kissing them.
My mouth was hurting so bad but Amanda wanted to make out so I gave her a jellyfish sting.
by Waxmann September 29, 2023
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Jealous Jellyfish

A sexual act of pleasure when one female disposes their urine ontop of a males chest. The female then continues to mix the urine with superglue, causing the mixture to stick onto the males chest. The woman then continues to give oral pleasures to the man, while he rips the mixture of urine and superglue off of his hairy chest.
Wow, Hugo is so brave! He received the Jealous Jellyfish from Zoe last night! Intense!
by CockMinister May 6, 2011
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spineless jellyfish

A person who has no since of morality; (in extreme cases) a person without a conscience; one who does not care about the repercussions of his/her actions
Dude 1: Dude this hot chick asked me to take her out on a date and I totally stood her up bro lmao what a dumb bitch.
Dude 2: Wow man, way to be a spineless jellyfish.
by DontieDankboy February 22, 2017
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