Java

a programming language which is the bane of my existence

java is the bane of my existence

by EpicNoobx May 2, 2024

Java

An object-oriented programming language made in Sun Microsystems

Pros of Java: Minecraft

Cons of Java: public static void main string args

by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024

Java

Big ass pen demolition man destroying everything in sight.

I Java'ed her ass.

by DEEZ NUTZ LMAO March 30, 2020

Javas

he is a god he can't be stopped he is invincible, he is so damn epic and hot sheesh

javas is a god

by noodlesarenoice November 22, 2021

java junkie

A slang term for "coffee addict", derived from the slang term "java" (meaning "coffee") which is named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well.

Ever since I discovered that local café, I've become such a java junkie that I can't function without my daily dose of espresso.

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

Java

* In the heart of the city, a tall and mighty figure stands, His skin like rich mahogany, strong and sure are his hands. Brave in the face of adversity,he never backs down from a fight, With courage as deep as oceans, he shines with inner light.Humble is his nature; despite all that he's achieved Never boasting or bragging; it's kindness that he weaves.Working hard day by day to build a better world for all, He labors not for glory but answers duty's call.Well-mannered and gracious in every word and deed Respectful to all around him - this man takes little heed Of praise or adulation instead seeks only peace And spreads love through actions that will never cease.A towering presence yet gentle at heart so true The embodiment of strength wrapped up in virtue too For those who know him well can attest without doubt That within beats a spirit kind beyond measure throughout.

Java I love you. Java my heart and soul.

by HeavenzAngel June 13, 2024

Java

A total nightmare

I just had the worst Java!!!

by hazhazbot March 24, 2024