Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.

Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...

by somedude149 May 13, 2014

Jumpin Jammer

Seemingly hairless, but actually quite hairy terrorist. Face off wizard who has mastered the art of drawing a woman spread eagle, and creating awkward situations with strangers at bars. Overall nice guy, who can't stop buying surf boards.

HEY JAMMER MAN! JUMPIN JAMMER!

by Peer Himler June 26, 2010

Jimmy-Jammer

A random inanimate object you need the apprentice technician to grab but don't have time to call it by it's native name because of ridiculous overhead production demands.

Hurry up and grab me that Jimmy-Jammer Jr. So I can get this torque converter dislodged.

by Cito6661 August 28, 2018

Jaw Jammer

The act of jamming a penis or strap on repeatedly into the back of a partner's throat, oftentimes accompanied by crying, gagging, vomiting, etc.

Yeah man I gave her a Jaw Jammer last night!

by PeePee Le P.U. August 8, 2024

Slam Jammer

When your penis slams into a another penis and gets Brutally annihilated from the inside

I accidentally got into a slam jammer last night

by Slam Jammer May 28, 2019

Jammer

When you're completely whipped by your girlfriend/wife that you'd do anything even licking her toe-jam

"Damo is the biggest jammer, he won't even leave the house now"

by Napper September 23, 2015

Jimmer Jammered

To Do Without Thinking (Verb)

I just jimmer jammered that essay

by theactualexpert December 1, 2023