Jakob

Jakob is the most savage mixed nigga to ever roam the earth. He will always sweep the baddest bitches right off their feet due to his balls being made of solid netherite
Be weary of Jakob he might swag on your auntie
by comraderacc November 11, 2021
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A guy that's into tractor's. And put's hes 2 inches in the exhaust Pipe, and call's he's tractor Berta
"What is that white stuff in my tractor's exhaust Pipe?" person 1
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2
by ..?..?.. May 23, 2019
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A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.
Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??
by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019
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Jakob is a River
Jakob is a free water River
by Chirs is a Nazi February 01, 2019
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Jakob is person with huge cock, women simply fell in love with him. He probably has blue eyes and muscular body. Person named Jakob is loyal and romantic.
1: Is that Jakob?
2: Yes, why?
1: He look so good in that yellow t-shirt and that blue eyes are sexy..
by Mia_00 July 05, 2021
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jakob sucks
yeah dude he does.”
by bunnie666 November 29, 2020
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(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.
Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”
by Armenianthief January 26, 2023
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