Jah

If ur Name/Nickname is Jah u have a huge cock bout 7-8 inches

I meet a Jah & he has a big dick

by Sjjsus March 28, 2022

The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021

cloudy/jah

the person who will listen to you till the day ends who will have open ears for you, a person that reminds you of the rapper XXXTENTACION who has sadly passed away. if your one of cloudys friends, he loves you a lot and your lucky to have him.

cloudy/jah: im sad

XXXTENTACION: were in this together brother

by theboywhowillexist October 2, 2022

jah

A name commonly confused with the late rapper Jahseh , also known as xxxtentacion . if your name/nickname is jah, you probably hear the phrase "on jah?" frequently.

*jah joins groupchat* "is that xxxtentacion?" "jahseh is that you?" "on jah?"

by skimaskszn February 19, 2020

jah

jah muddah

Person 1: Hey have you seen Jah?
Person 2: Jah who
Person 1: JAH MUDDAH!!!!!
*person 2 is embarrased*

by anonymous August 28, 2022

jah vinky

jahhhhh

Tik Tok- Who painted the Mona Lisa?
Twins- jah vinky?

by da vinky October 5, 2020

Jah mode

Where a certain someone(Jahcere) Goes Jah mode no one can beat him. Jah mode comes in many forms(10) Jah mode form 1 is the weakest Jah mode too well thats a diffrent story.

Damn homie going Jah mode

by Abcdead555 January 28, 2021