Would you hit me

She is trying to say would you fuck me

If i where near you would you hit me

by Taman hakeem January 19, 2021

you dealing me up

Demeaning a person with unhurtful words based on their level of educaction and the lack vocabulary skills needed to process the information effectively.

Mechanics: The brakes are pulling with an uneven force causing an inconsistent timing in stop power of the vehicle.

Average Joe: Man! "You dealing me up?"

by Wishedmage May 21, 2017

why you bully me

when someone harasses you in ln life but they dont stop and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and you just sit in your room the entire day working on a fricking AI program knowing its not gonna work and knowing that you are going to fail in life and you cry

Bully: *bullies a nerd*
Nerd: WHY YOU BULLY ME

by shreyshreynair March 03, 2019

you owe me a beer

When two people are in conversation and they say the same thing at the same time..........one person says you owe me a beer!!

Sara:Did you see that?
Kristin: What?
Sara:That man looked like he had a turd on his pants
Kristin and Sara: Thats hot!
Sara:You owe me a beer!!

by babycakes418 November 23, 2007

why you bully me

when someone bullies you and they dont stop so you scream this and they still hurt you and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and that you have no life and that you just sit in your room playing fortnite and your not even good at it and you are failing in life and know that you wont amount to anything more than a failing streamer and go to bed each night thinking: what if i stood up to that bully? and your conscience tells you to shut the f*ck up. you are a sad person

Bully: *bullies*
Nerd: why you bully me

by shreyshreynair March 03, 2019

You give me Wings

A sarcastic phrase thats used to tell someone that they bring you down and make you feel like shit.

Girl: “You’re so mean and lazy. Fuck, get a real job.”
Kid: “You give me wings, girl.”

by Snoven July 25, 2020

Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

by SirDae January 06, 2021