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Teacher

while i got kicked to a pulp and tried to fight back my teacher put me in iss because i was "assaulting" a student
by Daddy jurp February 2, 2020
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Teacher

A person who has the balls to go back to school on purpose
Rohan: why is the teacher coming back to school?

Britney: coz hes a twat and does it on purpose
by Grandad joe September 5, 2019
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teachers

assholes who take your phones illegally and tells you that the bell doest release you I do
my teachers are assholes
by namedboi May 16, 2019
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Teacher

Demon's trying to give you jackshit exams and get you to work at Mcdonalds yet they give you fucking crippling depression from you learning your but of when you could be on Fortnite reporting stream snipers but no one answer incorrect and they are getting a leather belt out because they feed on your sadness
My teacher helps me learn at school
by That guy ryan September 22, 2019
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Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.
Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.
by Fyulp June 29, 2016
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Teachers

Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.
You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass
by Effhajsvsidhwkahscwh May 29, 2017
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Teacher

Someone who is boring and likes to talk about their boring life you don’t care about.
Teacher says, excuse me with all that talking I assume your done, I say with all that complaining I assume your single.
by Rkdkfne March 14, 2019
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