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Wet Wednesday

A reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on a Wednesday night. Students who have classes on Friday and therefore must forgoe Thirsty Thursday rely on Wet Wednesday for drinking needs. Also used to cure any hangover left over from Tipsy Tuesday.
Kaiser: "Fuck I'm so hungover from drinking so much on Tuesday, and I cannot drink on Thursday because I have an exam on being a suckup to society"
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."
by KaiserKaj January 7, 2009
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Dutch Wednesday

When a female is pleasuring a man orally so to make him believe that he can ejaculate in and around her mouth, but just as he begins to come - she directs his penis with her hands towards his own face and says "HAHAHHA its Dutch Wednesdays bIIIATCH" as he proceeds to jizzz all over himself.
yoo girls i totally pulled a Dutch Wednesday on Carl last night
by wowgal44 November 8, 2010
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Ab Wednesday

since there is titty tuesday, ab wednesday should be a thing
Emma:hey i sent you titty pics yesterday , its ab wednesday, so send
jared: ok i forgot it was wednesday
by dumbassnigga0101010 June 29, 2022
mugGet the Ab Wednesdaymug.

palm Wednesday

A variance of "Hump Day" which is on Wednesday, Some people actually get to hump , while other people may have to use their own palm. Hence "palm Wednesday"
good morning, Happy Hump day!!, Not for me it's not. It s Palm Wednesday!
by Ivan barrister April 1, 2023
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Tattoo Wednesday

The only way to make Wednesday awesome-get a tattoo!
This is gonna be a hella long week, thank goodness it's Tattoo Wednesday.
by mo.glo July 7, 2011
mugGet the Tattoo Wednesdaymug.

Wellness Wednesday

The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!
Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!
by cmb009 October 15, 2010
mugGet the Wellness Wednesdaymug.

No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.
Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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