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Wet Wednesday

A reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on a Wednesday night. Students who have classes on Friday and therefore must forgoe Thirsty Thursday rely on Wet Wednesday for drinking needs. Also used to cure any hangover left over from Tipsy Tuesday.
Kaiser: "Fuck I'm so hungover from drinking so much on Tuesday, and I cannot drink on Thursday because I have an exam on being a suckup to society"
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."
by KaiserKaj January 7, 2009
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Dutch Wednesday

When a female is pleasuring a man orally so to make him believe that he can ejaculate in and around her mouth, but just as he begins to come - she directs his penis with her hands towards his own face and says "HAHAHHA its Dutch Wednesdays bIIIATCH" as he proceeds to jizzz all over himself.
yoo girls i totally pulled a Dutch Wednesday on Carl last night
by wowgal44 November 8, 2010
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Splash Wednesday

leaving a facial cumshot on the face of your lover similar to ashes on Ash Wednesday
Bro I nutted on my chicks face and she left it there all day

Call it a splash Wednesday
by ahhhh321321 June 2, 2018
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wavy wednesday

Wednesday's filled with good vibes and happy wavys
Scott : damn bro it's wavy Wednesday

Nick: yo dude lets go get lit
by perliza June 11, 2016
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No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.
Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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sweatsuit wednesday

Before yall start this shit go watch loiter squad Sweatsuit Wednesday. Now that yall know sweatsuit Wednesday takes part on wednesdays , the only day that you can wear this thing and be a demigod and look fly at the same time
Tyrone: Yo négga wtf are you wearing this for??

Fly ass nigga: Its sweatsuit wednesday hoe ass!
Tyrone: Oh shitdamn lemme go change real quick.
by HeyYoLemmeGetThePussy February 9, 2018
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Tattoo Wednesday

The only way to make Wednesday awesome-get a tattoo!
This is gonna be a hella long week, thank goodness it's Tattoo Wednesday.
by mo.glo July 7, 2011
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