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Israel

To reclaim something that was lost or stolen, but which has always been your own-- often with significant positive personal historical and family value.
I just found my favorite hat in the lost-and-found. I was very happy to Israel it back after so long without it.
by ZoulieYouNutjob January 9, 2024
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Israel

This word has been put up by ridiculous antisemite who seems to know nothing of history - as if it’s an actual word. It in fact is not- it is made up. Anyone with a brain would know this. However, the world ISRAEL, is a tiny country that most people would not be able to point out on a map it is a country of peace loving people who are fighting the worlds fight again terrorism and getting the blame for it.
Example 1: Wow Israel is actually fighting against the terror group Hamas for the benefit of the whole world Only an idiot would consider blaming Israel for what is happening in Gaza

Example 2: 7.10.2023 in Israel biggest massacre since the Holocaust where 1400 people were slaughtered in one day
by ISRAEL IS THE WORLDS HERO December 28, 2023
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Oh, there's a dog israeling on the streets, yuck!
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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israel

A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.

Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?

‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion, their culture and israel, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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Israeled

Someone taking an item or idea that is obviously not theirs and claiming it as their own
The Europeans Israeled Falafel
by bid13 July 9, 2024
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Israeling

The repeated telling of a lie.

One = lie
2+ = lies.

Repeated lies = Israeling
He won't admit it; he just keeps Israeling.
by Pseoudocreem January 6, 2024
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Israeled

Being subjected to racism, bigotry, gaslighting, or moving goal posts for simply being right.
Jon was Israeled for saying Trump didn’t win the 2020 election.

Jake was Israeled for pointing out racial disparity in criminal justice sentencing
by SkepticOptimist January 18, 2024
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