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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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“The Great Purge Incident of 2024”

Fada faced an epidemic of mass numbers joining their group, chaos unfolded forcing members to observe carefully, the chaos did not stop forcing the hand of several elder fada gods to purge the group, hence causing the great purge of 2024. “You have been removed”
Hey, Do you rememberThe great purge Incident of 2024” ? Where fada removed several people from existence.
by MollyLourencoke January 18, 2024
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gojo figure incident

a tik toker got a bloody tampon and squeezed it over a gojo figurine
the gojo figure incident is running the reputation for anime watcher's
by jjk enjoyer January 25, 2024
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gojo satoru figurine incident

a girl starts fuckin herself with a gojo figurine and cums and bleeds all over it
the girl - "say gex "
gojo satoru figurine - " oppa gangam style"

the gojo satoru figurine incident
by niggainparis2219 January 28, 2024
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The Bleach Incident

On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.
"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"
by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024
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Beaver Plug Incident

It’s basically where a big beaver penetrates your ass with his tail and sometimes includes his beaver penis while the big boy rapes the hell out of your ass until it widens enough to make you shit all over the place

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The BNR was in the Beaver Plug Incident
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
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Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

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My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
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