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meet the mets

Get high. Used to be a popular saying in New York because people would get a chance to meet the New York Mets. There is also a song that goes meet the mets greet the mets, however it is slang for using drugs. Mainly Marijuana.
Yo first we gotta pickup a philly then were gonna meet the mets.

I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.

Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.
by cappdoodledoo May 14, 2011
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Offline Meeting

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.
Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?
by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020
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Meeting Meister

A highly skilled and usually prominent expert at the art of running, and sometimes participating, in a meeting.
My husband, a highly adept clinical psychologist who is also a quality management guy, is the hands down Meeting Meister of his workplace!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2022
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Mullet Meeting

'Mullet Meeting':a meeting that starts with business and ends with fun. Business in the front and party in the back. Usually a short amount of work with the knowledge that something fun is happening afterwards.
Hey, I'm going to send out a memo for a mullet meeting this afternoon. We have to finish up the Flanagan case and then let's all go to the beach!
by J_E_McCarthy August 25, 2011
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love meeting

when two stupid bitches don't remember how to say date, they say love meeting
- When will you see John?
- Tomorrow! We have a love meeting.
by sunflowerbitch August 24, 2021
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Cyber meeting

The act of meeting another individual in cyber space.
On a dating site after a couple of emails back and forth between two awesome people, the conversation goes like...

Chris: ..... it was nice cyber meeting you! :)

May: It was nice cyber meeting you too, cool expression btw, lets meet up in real life as well ! :)
by The Christoph January 16, 2012
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Bleating Meeting

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.
"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."
by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009
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