Get high. Used to be a popular saying in New York because people would get a chance to meet the New York Mets. There is also a song that goes meet the mets greet the mets, however it is slang for using drugs. Mainly Marijuana.
Yo first we gotta pickup a philly then were gonna meet the mets.
I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.
Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.
I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.
Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.
by cappdoodledoo May 14, 2011

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.
by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020

A highly skilled and usually prominent expert at the art of running, and sometimes participating, in a meeting.
My husband, a highly adept clinical psychologist who is also a quality management guy, is the hands down Meeting Meister of his workplace!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2022

'Mullet Meeting':a meeting that starts with business and ends with fun. Business in the front and party in the back. Usually a short amount of work with the knowledge that something fun is happening afterwards.
Hey, I'm going to send out a memo for a mullet meeting this afternoon. We have to finish up the Flanagan case and then let's all go to the beach!
by J_E_McCarthy August 25, 2011

by sunflowerbitch August 24, 2021

On a dating site after a couple of emails back and forth between two awesome people, the conversation goes like...
Chris: ..... it was nice cyber meeting you! :)
May: It was nice cyber meeting you too, cool expression btw, lets meet up in real life as well ! :)
Chris: ..... it was nice cyber meeting you! :)
May: It was nice cyber meeting you too, cool expression btw, lets meet up in real life as well ! :)
by The Christoph January 16, 2012

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.
"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."
by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009
