Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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When you girl gets some friends and decides to start a gang bang and you get super horny.
I love when there's pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!!
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! September 07, 2022
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my face: 🪑

It’s a common comment found on tiktok that people comment when someone has a big ass. They are saying that the persons ass is big and they want them to sit on their face.
*video of someone with a big ass*
comment: my face: 🪑
by r@nd0mus3r January 30, 2024
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a/c on my face

When you put yo face in a pile o cocaine Scarface style
Man, I just had some killer a/c on my face.
by scarfaceoohhaha September 05, 2019
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My morning face

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...
by I'm honest I swear April 04, 2015
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