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Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.
She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.
by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015
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vicious innocence

The appearance of innocence despite being guilty of dilatory, seemingly innocuous, or passive actions to sabotage others.
That cashier just walked by me and asked that other woman for help. I'm not fooled by her vicious innocence.
Don't fall prey to vicious innocence. Your boss buys you a few trinkets, but delays providing you with training, even when you ask.
Our history teacher is loaded with vicious innocence. He calls Indian massacres, 'unfortunate'; slaves 'servants'; and uses 'allegedly' for any history that discredits his heroes.
by BellyGoat May 5, 2018
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innocent virgin clits

a group with a large amount of virgins that are not innocent, the innocent part is ironic.
person A: hey did you see those innocent virgin clits?
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic
by Dumbassbitchhh November 14, 2020
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more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.
There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.
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Innocence

1. That one time your 6 year old kid found your lightsaber collection and said they felt sticky

2. What kids lose when they leave a parents bedroom
I lost my innocence when my friend showed me his magazine collection under his bed
by Scythoroast December 4, 2019
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Innocent Mon

An innocent mon is someoneone who’s never going bock. They’ve often seen people died in front of their eyes.

Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.

A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”
Nobody: “I’m an innocent mon. I’m never going bock”

Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”
by _deafdave_ April 2, 2019
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innocent

Describes questions or comments made by children that are sincere and devoid of malice, often revealing their curiosity about the world and sometimes leading to awkward or difficult discussions for adults.
Hearing those innocent questions from kids always takes me back; like when my niece asked, 'Why does grandma watch TV all day long?'—it really makes you think!
by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025
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