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I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.
Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"
mugGet the I just wanna be friendsmug.
Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.
A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
mugGet the I wanna see what you get to experience all the timemug.

i wanna ask him out

I person that has feelings for someone, but will never tell that person.
I have a fat ass crush on this guy
“i wanna ask him out”

but he only likes white girls 😭
mugGet the i wanna ask him outmug.

i wanna die

when no nut november begins and u think that ur gonna get thrugh it fine but after a week

you just whant to jump off a building
ha no nut november aint no match for me im fine
(one week later)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant take it anymore i wanna die
by yeetmejam February 18, 2019
mugGet the i wanna diemug.

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